Anonymous asked: Dear Sand, I am 12 years old and have 4 kids. How do I take care of them? The baby daddy died in a moose incident. Please help! Love, Vag-echo
sand bought some dank ass toilet paper :D
That time Sand cheered really loud for Lay while she played softball for ~family tradition~
Sand luvs the dog more than anyone on this planet
fuck that dildo bitch– sand (via layontheprowl)
sand: let's make love
the dog: oh mom, that's beastiality!
He’s gonna buttfuck him– Sand
Me and the dog make love– Sand
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fuckyeahthedog: The dog is here MAMA MAMA I DID NOT KNOW MAMA
me: is your boyfriend coming over?
me: is he ugly?
sand: he's okay
me: is he bald?
me: is he fat?
sand: no... but he has a lot of money
Anonymous asked: who is sand
My asshole hurts– Sand
Em and I were high and made bangin casserole and sand didn’t question anything and ate it.
That time sand made out with a guy on the...
I don’t like it when you fap– Sand
These cherries are bangin!– Sand
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
that time Sand caught Jacob and I smoking then...
ignoring when your children insult you since '63
over explaining why a joke is funny since '63
Sand's new boyfriend is a physical therapist
he drives an acura and has never been married, but he is also going bald a little. How do y’all feel about this relationship?
Well, it's about time someone created a blog about...