June 2012
1 post
Anonymous asked: Dear Sand, I am 12 years old and have 4 kids. How do I take care of them? The baby daddy died in a moose incident. Please help! Love, Vag-echo
February 2012
1 post
1 tag
sand bought some dank ass toilet paper :D
September 2010
4 posts
That time Sand cheered really loud for Lay while she played softball for ~family tradition~
Sand luvs the dog more than anyone on this planet
1 tag
“fuck that dildo bitch”
– sand (via layontheprowl)
August 2010
3 posts
sand: let's make love
the dog: oh mom, that's beastiality!
“He’s gonna buttfuck him”
– Sand
July 2010
18 posts
“Me and the dog make love”
– Sand
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Wat up
fuckyeahthedog:
The dog is here
MAMA MAMA I DID NOT KNOW MAMA
me: is your boyfriend coming over?
sand: yep
me: is he ugly?
sand: he's okay
me: is he bald?
sand: yeah...
me: is he fat?
sand: no... but he has a lot of money
Anonymous asked: who is sand
“My asshole hurts”
– Sand
that time
Em and I were high and made bangin casserole and sand didn’t question anything and ate it.
That time sand made out with a guy on the...
“I don’t like it when you fap”
– Sand
“These cherries are bangin!”
– Sand
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
that time Sand caught Jacob and I smoking then...
ignoring when your children insult you since '63
over explaining why a joke is funny since '63
Sand's new boyfriend is a physical therapist
he drives an acura and has never been married, but he is also going bald a little. How do y’all feel about this relationship?
Well, it's about time someone created a blog about...
